Big Fat Middle

Copright 2004 Robert Lindsay Nathan, Jr.

I’ve got a friend, she’s good as gold
She’s always with me, or so I’m told
Whenever I work, whenever I piddle
My dog Medina’s in the Big Fat Middle

Big Fat Middle
Big Fat Middle
Big Fat Middle
Almost all the time

We all know good old David Clary,
His music’s so good; it’s kind of scary
He can make a rhyme; he can make a riddle,
If you’re gonna play music, he’s in the Big Fat Middle

Big Fat Middle
Big Fat Middle
Big Fat Middle
Almost all the time

Gat another good friend, his name is Jim
We never ever know exactly what to do with him,
Well he can dattle and he can dittle
And if you’ve got some Shiner, he’s in the big fat middle

Big Fat Middle
Big Fat Middle
Big Fat Middle
Almost all the time

And we all know Mr. Gary Cross
Never a stranger has he come across
Cause he can rattle and he can whittle
If there’s a conversation, he’s in the big fat middle

Big Fat Middle
Big Fat Middle
Big Fat Middle
Almost all the time